I now share with you a track that will transport your brain to a realm where Ping Pong is a celebrated, lucrative sport. Professional Ping Pong players travel the world and compete against each other in epic battles, testing the strength of their training like warriors of legend. Robots give seminars on the finer arts of brutal backhand hits. They study their chosen craft under wizened shidoshis, who are willing to impart the intricacies of their forbidden, reality-altering techniques - if the seeking student is willing to pay the price.

Achieve white, spherical enlightenment by absorbing the hidden perspective behind the beats. There exists a point in the ever-cascading multiverse where this is all true. Check out the Ping Pong Song and experience it.

Ping Pong Song - Optimus Rhyme Featuring MC Frontalot

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